Aaarrrrggghhh! It's started…

May is upon us. The electioneering has started in earnest for this month’s local government elections.

The pompous pricks who have failed to deliver on their previous promises will be at it again – reviving some old pledges with pitiful excuses and spewing up new assurances with the same crafty old vigour.

When the rhetoric runs dry, sometimes the dancing dodos just let their bodies take over – previous election results seems to confirm that it works.

M&G Online, April 26, 2011

If you’re not too concerned or can’t be bothered about how your country is fucked up by seedy, lard-arse politicians, feel free to join the dance of deceit.

Do it for the Dude?

M&G - Zapiro

The song Do It Like a Dude by British artist Jesse J has kinda grown on me. I was immediately reminded of it when I heard that Julius Malema, President of the ANC Youth League (ANCYL) was calling for people to “Do it for Mandela” by voting for the ANC in the upcoming local government elections.

However, instead of grabbing my crotch, I felt like grabbing a very big gun to silence this silly prat, for good.

I thought the ANC had built their palace in Desperationville when President Jacob Zuma recently called for people to vote for the ANC in order to get a ticket into heaven. Julius Malema has now raised the bar…or lowered it below ground zero to be more precise.

The crass speech delivered by this ignorant clod in Port Elizabeth contained the following depraved plea:

President Mandela is sick and you don’t want to contribute to a worsening condition of Mandela by not voting ANC. President Mandela will never endure if the ANC is out of power.

It seems the ANC have abandoned their appeal to coarse religion for now, but have insulted one of the greatest men in South Africa by using him as a substitute ploy for their narrow and deceitful political agenda.

The ANC through Julius Malema have now sunk into the sewers of Desperationville, where they ultimately belong.