Can the Clintons save us from bad politicians?

Maybe not, but they’re trying, country by country.

While Bill takes on the bad guys in the Far-East, Hillary is taking on the bad guys in Africa. First score to Bill Clinton: successfully negotiating the release of two American journalists, imprisoned in North Korea. And he probably had to negotiate with that shrivelled old freak, Kim Jong-Il.

Hillary, meanwhile is in Africa, and is due in South Africa any day now. Can she claim the next score, by negotiating the release of two very expensive BMW 750i’s from a certain SA Cabinet Minister who apparently has more taste than sense. Go on Hillary, we know you can.