Last night I lay in bed in the darkness, a mosquito incessantly buzzing around somewhere over my head.
I asked myself why the mosquito doesn’t get on with biting me silently and just fuck off somewhere else. Instead it needs to first torment me by buzzing around, leaving me wondering when it is going to strike.
Now that kind of behaviour is just plain malicious.
If you look at the other things that bug me, like rats, cockroaches and politicians, then I have to conclude that either the Creator has a really twisted mind, or that Creationism can’t possibly be true…