Remember that Iranian cleric who proclaimed that women who dress immodestly, causes earthquakes? Well, the “scientific” response to that ludicrous claim which last month enfolded as the Boobquake phenomenon, surely put paid to that insult to human intelligence.
However, our tool of a cleric, Kazem Sedighi is not taking that slap-in-the-face lying down. Nope; seems he’s been in earnest consultation with his maker, and has hit his critics with this astounding revelation about why god has not whipped up more earthquakes and other mayhem on the apparently immoral Western world:
God allows some of those who “provoke His wrath” to continue sinning “so that they (eventually) go to the bottom of Hell
So take note you wicked women who insist on showing off your delightful bodies; god is holding back his punishment on you for now. He’s waiting for you to show more cleavage, and then he’s going to give you what fer.
Now while the creator has been holding out on the promised punishment for immodesty, he’s certainly not holding out on letting loose stupid religious cretins such as Sedighi, on the world.